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I brought some plain paper from the supermarket earlier, for my daughter's birthday. She was so excited when she asked me what I'd got her. "Aldi A4, in white" I said. |
 
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A boy racer crashed into the back of me today, "Who taught you how do drive you little prick?" I raged as I pulled him from his car and repeatedly punched and kicked him in the face. Naturally he won't have learned his lesson, he died on impact. |
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The manager of the crematorium was staring at us. "Someone's going to have to pay for that furnace." "Don't look at me. I blame him!" I said, pointing at the funeral director. "He said we could put something in the coffin that Dad would have liked to take with him." Mr Saxton stared back at me, shaking his head. "A box of fireworks for fucks sake?" |
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Charles Saatchi has insisted that when he held his wife Nigella Lawson by the throat, he was simply "emphasising a point". Having accepted an official caution, the police then threw him down three flights of stairs, also to emphasise a point. |
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by Uphill Utopia in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 1 more) - Added: 13 hours ago - Current Score: 9.8
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Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer certainly lives up to its name. I drank 12 bottles of it last night and walked out of the pub sideways. |
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Iran has elected a new, moderate President. Moderate shouts of "Grave injury to America" from the crowds in Tehran were welcomed by relieved American officials. |
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I turned the speed of the moving stairs in my local shopping centre to max. That escalated quickly. |
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| So Gok Wan is on the Activia advert. As if I'm going to take advice from him about what I should put in my body. |
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Whenever I bump into some cops in the street I immediately start running away as fast as I can. I'm not wanted or anything. It just gives the cunts something to do. |
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In Russian prisons, barbed-wire tattooed across the forehead signifies a sentence of life imprisonment, without possibility of parole. In Mexican prisons, the main identification tattoo for the Mexican mafia depicts an eagle holding a snake in its mouth. In American prisons, the colour of an inmate's skin indicates that he's black. |
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