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I'll never forget the first time I met my wife. If two bottles of whisky doesn't do it, then nothing will. |
 
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| I'll never forget the first time I met my wife - although I'll keep trying. |
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I distinctly remember the first time I met my wife, she was stood outside a pawnbrokers shop picking her teeth. Then she went in and bought them. |
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| I said to my wife today, " I'll never forget the first time we met, although, I'll keep trying." |
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together. Your lucky to be bor [...] |
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The first time I met my wife, she looked like the back end of a horse. I should stop trying to pull at pantomimes. |
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I'll never forget the embarrassment when I hit my wife in public. But it was my first time, and I'm a lot better at it now. |
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They say you'll never forget the first time you had sex. I never will, my dad had his camera on. |
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'You never forget the first time you have sex'. My daughter will.........Providing the Rohypnol has worked. |
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| I'll never forget the first time my girlfriend showed me her tits. She made me wait 3 months to see her naked, but fuck, it was totally worth it. So reassuring to find out that you're not the only one with ingrowing chest hairs |
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