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I've come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland. Send over a million Muslims. |
 
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| Politicians have come up with a way to reduce theft, rape and violent crime by 90%, eradicate aids, cholera, malaria and dysentery, wipe out famine and solve world poverty.......they have decided to nuke Africa!!! |
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My ex wife and I couldn't come up with a way to divide our belongings equally. So I put everything under the hammer. |
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The government have come up with an idea to cut the rate of obesity, drug addiction and alcoholism in Britain. They're giving independence to Scotland. |
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If a war breaks out between North and South Korea, they're going to have to come up with a way to avoid friendly fire. I have a suggestion for a code word they can use that will make sense to them. "Shu Ting Wong Gai" |
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by Stopinthenameofthelaw in In The News - North Korea - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.6
| Only four days to go for the Pope to come up with enough bullshit to convince the Italian nation that God loves them dearly |
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German authorities have come up with a plan to combat the E-coli outbreak by stopping the supply chain. Anyone ordering a salad will have it served by Andy Murray. |
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by totalnirvana in Celebrities - Andy Murray (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 6.8
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BBC News : Students in Aberystwyth stripped down to their pants and knickers in an attempt to break a Guinness World Record on Monday 16 November. Aberystwyth University students were trying to break the record for the largest gathering of people wearing only their underwear. A fucking genius idea from the teacher. I am a teacher and I am planning to win this record for my school, Haverhill Priamary School. I may need some help setting up, as this will take some beating. |
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submitted by Itchy Trigger Finger Beaver, originally by The Genius Teacher That Came Up With This Idea! in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4
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My wife stormed into the lounge and screamed, "You pervert, you're into Granny Porn?" I tried to bluff my way out of it, but she threw my 'Edith does Eastbourne' dvd at me. |
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submitted by stash, originally by me with a little help from the marksman. in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 13.8
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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu. [...] |
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by BTaylor90 in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 103.2
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