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I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. Through alcohol and poor judgement. |
 
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| I'll never buy one of those abhorrent word of the day calendars. |
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I'm never getting one of those Multi Vehicles. Have you seen how many of them have accidents on the Motorway? |
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My friend was going on about he was 'nursing a semi', but I didn't really understand. I've never had one of those, I get straight to the point. |
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My wife was moaning this evening about all the weight she's going to put on over Christmas. "If I put on any more, I'll have to call myself a BBW," she said. "Oh god, you'll never be one of those," I said. "Really? You don't think I'll be that big?" "Of course you will," I said, "I just meant you'll never be beautiful." |
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"Have either of you ever had a personality crisis?" I asked Jedward. "Oh no, we've never had one of those." they replied. |
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I met a girl on one of those online dating websites and took her out for a date last night. I specifically remembered that she had written in her profile, "I just love guys who can take me out on a night I'll never forget ;)". So I raped her. |
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| I bought one of those wind up radios today. I brought it home, turned it on and it kept telling me that Liverpool would win the Premiership. |
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by Pride of Lions in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 111.8
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My girlfriend said she wanted a nice facial from one of those celebrity spas for Valentines day. Wasn't she surprised when I got Stephen Hawking to cum in her face. |
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by ONE MAN ONE JOKE in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 14.8
| West Bromwich Albion have announced their new kit sponsor. Viagra announced the one year deal with the West Midlands club yesterday. The struggling club's Chairman reckons they'll need the sponsorship money to help them keep up this season... |
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submitted by Dynamo11, originally by One of my freinds (he CLAIMS it was original) in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 16.2
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