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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park. |
 
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| After the condom broke i took my girlfriend to the CVS for the morning after pill, i parked in the spot designated for "expecting mothers"....i thought it was fucking hilarious.....she started to cry |
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submitted by peaman69, originally by Random bloke on the bus in Sex and shit - Pregnancy - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 16.6
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My girlfriend says our sex life reminds her of a film I laughed and said "what the hangover" She replies no "fast and furious" |
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submitted by oshite007, originally by Some lad on the bus in Other - Joke - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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After hours of begging and grovelling my girlfriend for a blowjob I finally cracked and screamed at her; 'Is this because Claire invited me to the duckdoo and not you?' 'What the fuck's a duckdoo?' She replied 'Quack quack' |
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submitted by davywest1000, originally by Harry Secombe on The Goon Show in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 35.2
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I was driving home from work when I got a phone call from my son. He said, "I think mummy is dying. She's been screaming since I got home from school." "Oh my god," I replied. "Okay, don't panic. Just talk to her for me, alright?" He said, "I can't, she's locked herself in the bedroom with another man." |
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by I shit on the bed when im bored in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 1.6
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Just heard them saying on Talk Sport that they're expecting a lot of boos at the England match tonight. Fucking hell, keep it down boys, if Gazza finds out he'll be filing through the bars in his cell at the Priory. |
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by The man with no name and a big fat pooey bum in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 23.8
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Apparently, Gaddafi has released an audio recording saying that he is somewhere that we cannot reach. He also called the UN taskforce the "cowardly crusaders". Now, I'm no expert on cowardice, but I don't think the yellow bastard who runs and hides somewhere that other people can't get to is in the best position to call other people cowards. |
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by The Man With No Name in In The News - Libya - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 30.4
| My wife is a lot like my hoover; Getting old, losing suction, getting less frequently turned on and I'm thinking of replacing the old bag. |
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submitted by fistheadx36, originally by My Girlfriend in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 50.2
| My girlfriend has a phobia of paedophiles. Quite strange that I met her in a chat room then... |
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by I shit on the bed when im bored in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 0.2
| Ironic that the organization giving out updates on the pip breast implants is called the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons or baaps for short |
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submitted by dexter501, originally by my girlfriend in In The News - ??? Other - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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