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Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - David Blunkett - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 32.4
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In the recent Zimbabwe ellections there were alot of floating voters but most were on fire |
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Joke by emofringe in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 17
| I took my girlfriend for an abortion today. Apparently its considered bad manners to pass round a bag of jelly babies in the waiting room. Ungrateful slags. |
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Joke by kinderwhore in Sex and shit - Abortion - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 436.4
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I got one of those Jordan look a like blow up dolls the other day, it's pretty good. It's got 3 holes, a vacant stare on it's face, looks like a dirty slut, doesn't say anything interesting etc, just like the real thing. The only problem is, it's a bit TOO realistic for my liking... I have to make an appointment with it's agent before i rape it, the little nigger that comes with it keeps trying to eat my dog, and the paparazzi won't fuck off from outside my house. |
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Joke by H5N1 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 14.2
| According to blacks; "white men cant jump" but according to people with noses: "black men don't shower". |
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Joke by BLAAH which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 6.2
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I was asked to descibe my life in a nut shell. "Well, it's very dark and cramped." |
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Who was the last genuinely intelligent American? Flipper. |
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the Blue WKDs went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming [...] |
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Joke by IrishRussell in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 213.4
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The Pope was on a state visit to England, and was with the Queen at Buck House. He was with Queen on the terrace in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, “Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.” Queenie seriously doubts this, and says, “O [...] |
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Joke by Big Mac which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 4
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How many realists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. You just have to take the old one out and put the new one in. |
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