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A quadriplegic woman that has sailed single handed around the UK says she is looking forward to her next challenge.

Er… that’ll be getting out of your boat then, love. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by illegalnature in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 50


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I was walking into the Hospital the other day, when I was slowed down by this big, fat, ugly woman in front of me. She was in a wheelchair, wheezing and drooling as she struggled to get up the ramp.

She turned to me and said, "Do us a favour will you love?"

So I suffocated her 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelyspuds in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 49.6




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My little sister has not been able to show her face outside the house after what our evil cunt of a dad did to her one night when he was drunk.


Sold her wheelchair. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 33.2


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A quadriplegic woman that has sailed single handed around the UK.

So which is it: Quadriplegic or single handed? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daza2121 in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 26.2


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People say it's really hard to keep up with the Joneses, but I disagree.

My neighbour Peter Jones is a quadriplegic and his wife Pauline has spina bifida. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 18


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I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet!

No, seriously. I've got Polio. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WadeWilson in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 17.2


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I was given use of a quad for the weekend, so I took it up the mountain to have a bit of fun.

It’s not as easy as it looks: She was fucking heavy to get out of the wheelchair on my own… 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daza2121 in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 17


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Quadriplegics - all talk no action. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Delaney in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 16


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My mate lost his leg and had a pogo stick transplanted instead.

He is much happier now, and definitely walks with a spring in his step. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by drof in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 14.2


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Been doing my bit for charity lately raising money for quadriplegics. I managed to raise over £2000 and was lucky enough to present the cheque at a ceremony the other night. 

So there I was on stage handing the cheque to the president of the charity expecting some form of gratitude for all my hard work.

Do you know I didn't even get so much as a round of applause? 

Ungrateful cunts. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by zobbertron in Illness and mortality - Quadrapalegics - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11.2



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