Jokes under Racism > Glasgow
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time. He says, "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up. "It's a fucking what?" |
 
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Filming of 'World War Z' in Glasgow city centre has hit a snag. The zombies are having a hard time fending off the locals. |
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The 11 year old boy, Liam Corcoran, who boarded a flight alone from Manchester to Rome without a passport or ticket, has claimed that he was just, "Looking for a toilet". If that's the case, he should have just boarded a flight to Glasgow. |
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I was walking down the street in Glasgow when a couple of guys shoved me up against a wall. One said, 'Here, you. Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?' I replied, 'Actually I'm a Buddhist.' He said, 'Aye, but are ye a Catholic Buddhist or a Protestant Buddhist?' |
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BBC News: Parts of Glasgow are to be made to look post apocalyptic for Brad Pitt's new film. Residents are said to be elated with the renovation of their houses. |
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A biker has been banned for hitting the fastest ever speed on a Scottish road - 166mph. This beats the previous best of 158mph set by a Tennent's Super Lager delivery driver passing through Glasgow. |
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New studies say a smile can add seven years to your life. Unless you do it to a stranger in a Glasgow pub toilet. In which case you've probably got about seven seconds left. |
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Brazil is building a "intimidating man-made structure" beside the airport to welcome people to the Rio 2016 Olympics Visitors to Glasgow for the Commonwealths in 2014 will be met with something similar: Glasgow |
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What do call a chip pan in Glasgow containing no chips? Soup. |
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Joke
by fistheadx36 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 32.2
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Was in Glasgow the other day and I got my Wallet out. Then I thought to myself 'Wait, I'm in Glasgow, it's rough around here. You can't just flash your cash, you've got to adapt to your surroundings." So, instead of paying for my Twix, I stabbed the guy, took it and ran out of the service station. |
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