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My boyfriend says that I never solve my own problems. How do I prove him wrong? |
 
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by ArchdukeDick in Other - Advice (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 419
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My wife has said she is going to leave me over my obsession with writing in to problem pages, and I don't know what to do. Lee, Bristol. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Agony Aunt (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 122.2
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I've got a real problem. You know those women you'd give anything for, but you know you can't have? Well, i've got it really bad for one right now. Worse thing is, she knows i'm into her and that just turns her on more. I can't stop thinking about her. But i know, I KNOW it'll only end in tears. So I told myself the next time i saw her i was gonna resist.
Nice idea. God, she was all over me as soon as I stepped in the door, kissing and touching me. Then she suddenly [...] |
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by theDuplicator in Sex and shit - Agony Aunt - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 28
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I shagged my Mum's mate last night. When i say 'Mum's mate' I mean my Dad |
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by lukehendry in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 23.6
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I love the fact that the 'photo' story on agony aunt pages always has fit girls in their underwear. Don't fat ugly girls ever have problems? |
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| I phoned the agony aunt this evening. That's what I call her anyway - my uncle beats her regularly. |
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I was in the toilets of a pub, when someone occupied the cubicle next to me and said, "Hey up, you winning in there?" I answered reluctantly, "Er, yea. I think so fella." He said, "Don't mind me, I just like to make conversation. Do you come here often?" I said, "Just when I want a shit." |
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by pinchmeforeskin in Sex and shit - Agony Aunt (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 9.6
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I feel sorry for beautiful, sexy, blonde girls, with short sexy skirts on. Have you ever noticed,, on the problem page photo casebooks, It's always these types that have all the problems. |
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by justincider in Sex and shit - Agony Aunt - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
| Dear Deirdre. My boyfriend's a right dick! He told me the best cure for constipation was anal sex. I didn't believe him but after some persuasion, he talked me into it and I let him stick his big fat cock into my tiny little arsehole. He shagged me up the bum really hard then after a while, shot his load deep into my bowels. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated. What should I do?.. Sharon of Essex |
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by philskibeat in Sex and shit - Agony Aunt - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 1.4
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