Jokes under Sex and shit > Trifle
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My girlfriend said she wanted to try something new in bed so she covered my cock in raspberries, sugar and cream and licked it all off. It was a fantastic evening of hot sexy fun, but when she was finished I was forced to pin her down, stab her in the eyes and smother her to death with a pillow. No bitch makes a fool out of me. |
 
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by spiritleader in Sex and shit - Role Play (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 42
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I was watching two women wrestle in jelly and sponge cake. When the bout was over, a fat woman stood up and said she would take on anybody. Well, I didn't fancy trifling with her. |
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Don't ever trifle with your sex life. The jelly and custard are a bastard to wash off after. |
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