Jokes under Sex and shit > Role Play
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The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink. "Not really," I replied. "Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want." Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror... [...] |
 
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by Crisco in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,191
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To spice things up in the bedroom department, the wife and I agreed to try some role reversal. She went to Ann Summers and got a strap-on. That night she put it on. I cuddled, kissed and fondled her. Then she went to mount me. And I told her to piss off because I was tired. |
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My girlfriend and I tried some role-play the other night. I was a postman. I didn't cum for 2 days. |
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My wife takes roleplay very seriously. She's been playing the woman who doesn't want sex for 15 years now. |
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Raped this girl dressed as a medieval princess last night. I camelot. |
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My husband asked me to act like a "naughty school girl" for him. So I forged a note from my mother saying I don't have to participate. |
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submitted by Lisa88, originally by Twitter - CrystalMoonable in Sex and shit - Role Play - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 270.8
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Been trying to spice things up with the wife recently with a bit of role play. Trouble is I keep saying the wrong thing. "Hi, I'm here to fix the fridge." "Oh hi, sure, it's just over here...oh my, that's a big-ass wrench you've got there," she said, caressing my penis. "Well," I said, "it's a pretty big-ass fridge." |
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by Cmsus7 in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 224.2
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Two married men are in a pub discussing their love life when one says, "Have you ever tried playing doctor?"
His mate says, "No what's it like?" The man replies, "It's amazing me and my wife were playing for the whole of last night must have been about 10 hours." His mate, shocked says, "10 hours!? How the hell did you manage that long?" "I just left her in waiting room for 9 and a half hours [...] |
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by The Wolf in Other - Professions (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 217.6
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As I climbed into bed and started fondling her I said: "Let's do some role play tonight, shall we?" "What do you mean?" "You know. We both pretend to be someone else. Let's be celebrities! Tonight I'm going to call you Kylie!" "Ok" She giggled "Hmmm. I can't decide whether to call you Jimmy or Gary." "What!!? Let's not drag sick perverts into this! Pick someone nice!" "Ok. Sorry, dad." |
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Last night me and my wife did some role play. She was the teacher and I was the naughty school boy that needed punishing. I think she took it a little far when she got my parents involved. |
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