Jokes under Celebrities > David Blaine
| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen. |
 
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by niggers out in Celebrities - David Blaine (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,096.8
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David Blaine might like to think he's the world's greatest illusionist... But I can walk into any bar in the world and I become instantly invisible to all women. Your move Dave. |
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by tez tickle in Celebrities - David Blaine - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 311.2
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David Blaine's latest stunt involved hanging from a rope for 3 days. That's nothing, Mark Speight managed 6 days. |
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Hanging upside down for 3 days in New York sounds too easy to me. If David Blaine wanted a real challenge, he should have done it in Bridgend. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - David Blaine - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 100.8
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To date David Blaine has frozen himself, starved himself, gone without sleep for weeks, and deprived himself of oxygen which, is quite an achievement. Well I just put a whole roll of Fruit Pastilles in my mouth without chewing! Your move David |
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David Blaine is to spend 3 days and nights in an electrical storm produced by 7 Tesla coils. I'd be more interested if it was 1 toaster in a bath. |
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I just found out that David Blaine has a TV show on at the moment called "What is magic?" Well it's definitely not sitting in a glass box for weeks on end, David you twat. |
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by Alansadface in Celebrities - David Blaine - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 33
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David Blaine had just finished his latest stunt of hanging up side down for 60 hours. I think he should do this stunt again, but with the rope around his neck. |
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Can anyone beat my remarkable feat of endurance? I managed to show an interest in a David Blaine stunt for an amazing ten seconds. |
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That David Blaine really is magic isn't he I find every time he comes on my telly the channel just changes.... |
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