Jokes under Sex and shit > Sadomasochism
I was at an S&M party with my cock in this woman's arse and she moaned, "Aren't you going to spank me?"
It was at that point I realised I'd forgotten my toys.
"For fuck's sake," I thought to myself. "I'm up shit creek without a paddle."
I really regret subscribing to a sadomasochistic text chat service.
I replied STOP, so they sent even more.
Me and my girlfriend had a pillow fight in bed last night.
She struggled for quite some time, but I held it down tight until she finally stopped moving.
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