Jokes under Celebrities > Jamie Oliver
| I would hate being Jamie Oliver's children, not because they have to eat healthy food all the time, without the pleasure of having the odd McDonald's. But because he is just a total utter cunt. |
 
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by montybach in Celebrities - Jamie Oliver - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 458.4
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So Jamie Oliver has brought healthy eating to our schools? Well Peter Harvey went one better when he actually turned one of his pupils into a vegetable. Your move Jamie. |
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by Fyffes in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 295.4
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I bumped into that celebrity chef Jamie Oliver yesterday, I couldn't stop laughing as I mounted the pavement. |
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by jokeywokey in Celebrities - Jamie Oliver - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 284.6
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Jamie Oliver: "adding this freshly picked spring onion to the dish really adds a special flavour, it's very hard to describe." It makes it taste like onion, Jamie. |
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Went to Jamie Olivers restaurant 15 last night, at the end of the meal my girlfriend really wanted to meet him, she asked the maitre d, if she could say thank you for the meal...
Mr Oliver, came over a few minutes later, with his cheeky smile, my girlfriend gushing about how wonderful he was. I just wanted to leave. Jamie turns to me and says, "And how was it for you, mate?" "Congratulations!" I said. My girlfriend and Oliver look at me [...] |
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| You know you've been watching Jamie Oliver too much when you add olive oil to your Pot Noodle. |
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by pedroflaps in Celebrities - Jamie Oliver - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 203.8
| Watching Jamie Oliver cooking sea bass with lemon and parsley really inspired me to go and create a fishfinger sandwich with tomato sauce. |
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The other day I saw a Facebook group entitled: "Since Jamie Oliver sorted out school dinners, can't Gok Wan sort out school uniforms?" Now there's one episode of how to look good naked I wouldn't miss! |
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by ChipsAndGravy in Celebrities - Jamie Oliver - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 170.8
| Jamie Oliver's programme, 'Thirty Minute Meal', could be called, 'five minute meal', if the cunt stopped talking and got on with it... |
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by cheeky in Celebrities - Jamie Oliver (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 86
| If Jamie Oliver is such an expert on healthy eating, how come his tongue is so fat? |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Jamie Oliver - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 54.6
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