Jokes under Celebrities > Jamie Oliver
|I would hate being Jamie Oliver's children, not because they have to eat healthy food all the time, without the pleasure of having the odd McDonald's. But because he is just a total utter cunt.|
So Jamie Oliver has brought healthy eating to our schools?
Well Peter Harvey went one better when he actually turned one of his pupils into a vegetable.
Your move Jamie.
I bumped into that celebrity chef Jamie Oliver yesterday,
I couldn't stop laughing as I mounted the pavement.
Jamie Oliver: "adding this freshly picked spring onion to the dish really adds a special flavour, it's very hard to describe."
It makes it taste like onion, Jamie.
|Watching Jamie Oliver cooking sea bass with lemon and parsley really inspired me to go and create a fishfinger sandwich with tomato sauce.|
The other day I saw a Facebook group entitled:
"Since Jamie Oliver sorted out school dinners, can't Gok Wan sort out school uniforms?"
Now there's one episode of how to look good naked I wouldn't miss!
|Jamie Oliver's programme, 'Thirty Minute Meal', could be called, 'five minute meal', if the cunt stopped talking and got on with it...|
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