Jokes under Illness and mortality > Kleptomania
|I saw a shoplifter walking out of the paki shop today with a pack of bacon, as he walked out of the door Ali shouted "Oy, what do you think your doing with that"? "Eggs, beans and sausages you black cunt" said the shoplifter.|
"Doc, my kleptomania problem with small computer devices is getting way out of hand. What can I do?"
"Keep taking the tablets."
I got talking to this guy who's a compulsive thief. I said, "So you're a klepto..."
"... maniac", he finished.
Took the word straight from my mouth.
I'm knackered. Had to climb 10 flights of stairs to get to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
One of the other members had taken the lift
|Did you know you can spin your head around really quickly and catch your ear in your mouth.....clapping gives extra momentum.........|
Illness and mortality > Down's Syndrome
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Illness and mortality > Kleptomania
|I'm seeing a therapist to help with my kleptomania, and I have taken something valuable away from every session.|
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