Dementia

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Joke by ForkHandles in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3,529.2

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dave."

"Dave who?"

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Joke by Fuzbomb in Other - Knock Knock (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,660.8

Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."

Joke by We Are The Lemon in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,308.2

Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's. Just exceedingly good cakes.

Joke by eric27 in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,304.8

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got Alzheimer's,

This little piggy went to market.

Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,122.8

My poor grandmother has had Alzheimer's for several years now; I guess I should be grateful for the £5 I got for my birthday every week.

Joke by J2LNC in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 990.4

Welcome to The Alzheimer's information web page.

Please enter your 16 digit password.

Joke by Veng Neng Yam in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 972

"Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Father bear.

Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.

Joke by DangerousWilly in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 772.4

Do you want to join the Alzheimer's protest march? If so, learn the chant...

"What do we want?"

"I don't know!"

"When do we want it?"

"Want what?"

Joke by db001 in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 5 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 740

My uncle came out of the closet yesterday.

He's not gay.

He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car.

Joke by discostu in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 517.8

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