Jokes under Illness and mortality > Alzheimer/Dementia
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."
|My poor grandmother has had Alzheimer's for several years now; I guess I should be grateful for the £5 I got for my birthday every week.|
"Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Father bear.
Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.
Do you want to join the Alzheimer's protest march? If so, learn the chant...
"What do we want?"
"I don't know!"
"When do we want it?"
My uncle came out of the closet yesterday.
He's not gay.
He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car.
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