Jokes under Sex and shit > Freudian Slip
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Me and the wife were having this massive argument the other night. She ended up telling me that I had a cock like a 9 year old, so I told her that she had tits like a 10 year old. I'm not sure why I said that actually, it wasn't really an insult. I mean, what's not to like? |
 
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by wolfmaneman in Sex and shit - Freudian Slip - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16
| I heard an interesting theory the other day. Its all to do with thinking one thing, but saying another, its called a freudian clit. |
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The wife said we should have sex before we went to eat with her parents today, so that sex wouldn't be on my mind and I wouldn't accidently say something rude. Don't know what she's on about, I'm completely immune to making freudian slits. |
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| Welcome everyone to the first Freudian session. What seems to be the penis? |
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by proud_pole in Sex and shit - Freudian Slip - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 9.6
| So Sigmund Freud walks into a bra... |
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by borgbart in Sex and shit - Freudian Slip - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 7.6
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I tried to look up my psychiatrist's skirt. I would have seen more if it wasn't for her Freudian slip. |
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| Whenever I see a girl I find attractive, I'm always too afraid to go over and talk to her, in case I make a Freudian slut. |
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I was chatting up a blonde at a bar. I said, "Do you fancy going somewhere else?" She said, "Ok. Let me suck this cock... I mean sup this cocktail first." "Was that a Freudian slip?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Sex on the Beach." |
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by Biscuit777 in Sex and shit - Freudian Slip - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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Sat at the dressing table, dozens of jars and tubes all over, the wife asked what I thought she should cover her face with overnight. Judging by the tears, "clingfilm" may have been a clumsy suggestion. |
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My mate had a pretty funny Freudian Slip the other day. He said, "I'd love to whip you in half." Ahhh, Jonathan Woss, you naughty wascal. |
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by Baggaz in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.6
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