Jokes under Sex and shit > Freudian Slip
|I heard an interesting theory the other day. Its all to do with thinking one thing, but saying another, its called a freudian clit.|
The wife said we should have sex before we went to eat with her parents today, so that sex wouldn't be on my mind and I wouldn't accidently say something rude.
Don't know what she's on about, I'm completely immune to making freudian slits.
I tried to look up my psychiatrist's skirt.
I would have seen more if it wasn't for her Freudian slip.
|Whenever I see a girl I find attractive, I'm always too afraid to go over and talk to her, in case I make a Freudian slut.|
I was chatting up a blonde at a bar. I said, "Do you fancy going somewhere else?"
She said, "Ok. Let me suck this cock... I mean sup this cocktail first."
"Was that a Freudian slip?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "Sex on the Beach."
Sat at the dressing table, dozens of jars and tubes all over, the wife asked what I thought she should cover her face with overnight.
Judging by the tears, "clingfilm" may have been a clumsy suggestion.
My mate had a pretty funny Freudian Slip the other day.
He said, "I'd love to whip you in half."
Ahhh, Jonathan Woss, you naughty wascal.
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