Jokes under Celebrities > Jay-Z
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I only just found out that Jay Z was with Beyonce. Guess he's got 100 problems now. |
 
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| Government aim to reduce Jay-Z's problems to 75 by 2015 |
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by Dangermouse in Celebrities - Jay-Z (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 342.2
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Jay-Z has just had his bicycle puncture repaired. I hear his next single is going to be called, '98 Problems'. |
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After feeling a little depressed lately, I decided to treat myself to the new Jay-Z endorsed back-scratcher. I've got 99 problems but an itch ain't one. |
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by sick.fucker in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 252.2
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Jay Z has retired from hip-hop and has decided to invest in an ice-cream van. Unfortunately, on his first day of trading the supplier did not arrive with the Flakes. He's got 99 problems. |
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| I got 99 problems, but I managed to consolidate them all in to one reasonable monthly payment and now I only have 1. |
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Our biology teacher asked us to bring in an artifact that could be used by apes to communicate, so he could mark our understanding of evolution. I got an E minus. Apparently Jay Z's new album wasn't a good example. |
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| Bitch or no bitch, 99 still seems like an awful lot of problems |
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| I've got 66 problems and being upside down is one. |
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submitted by Whitters, originally by @roycroppernot in Celebrities - Jay-Z (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 days ago - Current Score: 49.2
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Jay Z is the new quidditch seeker for Gryffindor. He's got 99 problems but a snitch aint' one |
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