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Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by slightlymoist in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2,160.4


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My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by GangRape in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,157.4




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Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night.

She stood him up...

And he immediately fell on the floor. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,635.8


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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sickoldman123 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,593.2


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BBC News - "Stephen Hawking: God did not create Universe"

If God DID exist, he'd be pretty pissed off. In fact, if I was god I would probably have gone back in time and punished Hawking in some horrible way...

Nope, no sign of that. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by PepperoniPizza in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,541.2


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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hughesy2 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,519.8


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I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in the hospital.

Have they tried turning him off and then back on again? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by smithy08 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,315.2


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There once was a man called Hawking,
Who got very bored of walking,
He got on a scooter,
Attached a computer,
And now it does all of the talking. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by drinkcelot, originally by arrangedletters@b3ta.com in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,076.4


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Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,058.6


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Stephen Hawking has written another book.

It's about time. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 963



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