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As the news of Katy Perry's divorce filtered through, I couldn't help but think,

I can't wait until Russell Brand releases her home made porn movie.
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Joke by thelittlelad in Celebrities - Katy Perry - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 217.6


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Anyone want to see Katy Perry's cunt, spread across a twelve foot screen, from every conceivable angle and in glorious crystal clear detail?

Then go to the cinema. He's in "Get Him to the Greek"
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Joke by TheDaddyMac in Celebrities - Katy Perry - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 137




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Heard the greatest news after my wife's chemotherapy this morning.

Katy Perry is single again.
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Joke by sbaztic in Celebrities - Katy Perry - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 118.2


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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are set to divorce due to difficult differences.

For example, Katy Perry is good looking and Russell Brand is an ugly cunt.
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Joke by Drumminglad2 in Celebrities - Katy Perry - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 75.4


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You kissed a girl and you liked it?

Well, I raped a girl and she most certainly did not.
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Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef in Celebrities - Katy Perry - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 63.8


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Heard rumours that Katy Perry's pregnant with Russell Brand's baby.
Can't wait to shag the little fucker and brag on the radio.
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Joke by AarronMoore in Celebrities - Katy Perry (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 53


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Katy Perry's new video is so unrealistic, all those people exploding and not a Muslim in sight. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by skwelchy in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 40.8


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Katy Perry has spoken out about her "Special Relationship" with a British Funnyman.

Gutted Russell, she's left you already?
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Joke by RossGreen88 in Celebrities - Katy Perry - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 38.2


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I've watched that Katy Perry California Girls video so much that I can't help but get aroused when I see lollipops...



...and that is why I was wanking in the sweet shop...Your honour.
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Joke by docvoorhees in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 34.8


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Lady GaGa and Katy Perry are enjoying successful careers as singers at the moment.

However, the sooner we stop buying their albums, the sooner they'll go broke and be forced into making porn films to pay their bills.
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Joke by furiousg in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 34.2



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