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After hearing today that curries can cure cancer I can't help but feel that Shilpa Shetty had the last laugh. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jon2263 in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,776.2


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To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!' 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by frobo666 in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2,756.6




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When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words...

Cool Runnings. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr.John in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,306


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What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gately's suitcase 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dr_dave in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,214


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An American posted:

"A lot of us Americans may be fat, dumb, and lazy ... but at least we don't have Jade Goody.

Score one for America."

Sorry to disappoint you, but give it two weeks and neither will we.

Score two for the UK.

Getting rid of Jade +1

Not being American +1 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ryu in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2,120


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Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks.

Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lionarse in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,022.8


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Now that we know what devastation a large amount of ash can do to Europe, I am personally very grateful that Jade Goody was buried instead of cremated.. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by caffeine_free in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,925.6


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Just realised that I posted a joke on here about Michael Jackson just days before he died.

Obviously I thought this must be a bizarre co-incidence, but I wanted to make sure. So I thought I'd write a new joke to test the theory. It starts:

"Gordon Brown, Robert Mugabe, Katie Price, Didier Drogba, My Boss, and all pakis in the UK walk into a pub..." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Curry_Man123 in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,554.6


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I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.

Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,455.6


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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Jade Goody.

Get the lid off. I told you she wasn't dead yet. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by davecrocket in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,451.4



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