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Emma Watson at the Harry Potter Premier: "Thanks to everyone who came."
No problem, Emma.
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Joke submitted by JamRad, originally by @AdamTheAgeli in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,682.6


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Emma Watson has been quoted as saying she would go naked in a film if asked.

Emma, would you go naked in a film please?
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Joke by shabba1 in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,362




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Why is everyone suddenly saying how hot Hermione from Harry Potter is?

I've been saying that for the last ten years.
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Joke by furiousg in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 777


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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2:

If I wanted to spend £7 to see a specky twat, a ginger wanker and a hot girl I'd like to fuck, I'd pay my child support.
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Joke by jibjab in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 409.8


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Come on Emma Watson, you're 18 now. Lets see that tape. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by crueloneliner in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 403.8


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Emma Watson to star in the new Fifty Shades of Grey film, eh?

Looks like mummy porn definitely just became daddy porn
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Joke by drimthebest in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 370


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''Phwoarr ! Emma Watson just gets sexier with every film'', I thought to myself while watching my Harry Potter DVDs.

In reverse order.
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Joke by Fiddlerboy in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 323.6


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It's such a shame when movie stars become too old to fuck. Like Emma Watson for example. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Metch in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 282.8


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I went to the Harry Potter premiere and gave Emma Watson a broomstick.

She said, "Thanks, but you do realise I'm not a real witch, don't you?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" I replied, pointing at all the crumbs on the red carpet.
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Joke by Jimmythetwat in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 271.8


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Just had a good wank over a sexy Emma Watson photo.

I love those 'Before they were famous' articles.
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Joke by Mikehawksbig in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 192.2



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