Jokes under Racism > Chinese
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I just had my joke about Chinese people deleted as a duplicate. Oh the irony... |
 
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I was in London the other day when I got mugged by two Chinese guys. The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects. |
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| As a photographer, imagine my delight when I got a job to photograph pupils at a predominantly Chinese school. I made a fortune, and only had to take one photo. |
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This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?" The banker says, "Fluctuations." The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too." |
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? Everybody won. |
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| Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones? |
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submitted by Skiminski, originally by Louis C.K. in Racism - Chinese - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,715.6
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Is anyone else collecting the Panini stickers for the Chinese Football League? I really need to do some swaps with someone as every packet I've bought so far contain the same fucking player. |
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A refuse collector is doing his rounds and notices one house in the street that doesn't have a wheelie-bin outside.
So he goes to the door and knocks. After a few minutes, an old Chinese man comes to the door. "Where's your bin?" the refuse collector asks. "I bin upstairs," the Chinese man replies. "No! Where's your dustbin?" he says. "I dust bin upstairs havin' a shit," the guy says. "NO! WHERE'S YOUR WHEELIE [...] |
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| Have you ever tried to play the Chinese version of the board game, "Guess who?" It's fucking impossible, they all looked the same. |
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| Confucius say: "Man who confuse constipation pills for Viagra, crap in bed" |
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