Jokes under Politics > Conservatives
|I don't know why David Cameron is so set on raising student fees; the last thing he tried to raise died at age six.|
|Unbelievable. Tories in power for less than half an hour and already a Scottish family is unemployed and homeless.|
This Tory government is much like a rainbow.
It looks good from a distance, but on close inspection it has no real substance, you can see right through it and it's only there because of the sun.
I hope David Cameron does turn the UK around.
I'm a bit too close to those French fuckers for my liking.
Apparently there's been uproar over some Tory attending a fancy dress party as Madeleine McCann and then boasting about it on Facebook.
Surely the best way to have gone as her would have been to not be there?
|If Simon Cowell's pushing for the Conservatives to be in power, I fully expect Rage Against The Machine to win the election.|
"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988
"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013
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