Jokes under Politics > Conservatives
| I don't know why David Cameron is so set on raising student fees; the last thing he tried to raise died at age six. |
 
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| Unbelievable. Tories in power for less than half an hour and already a Scottish family is unemployed and homeless. |
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by babyballoon in Other - Homeless (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,219.2
| Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius. |
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by Formbylatic in Politics - Conservatives (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 869.8
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This Tory government is much like a rainbow. It looks good from a distance, but on close inspection it has no real substance, you can see right through it and it's only there because of the sun. |
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submitted by Skrogie, originally by Frank Skinner in Politics - Government (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 742
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I hope David Cameron does turn the UK around. I'm a bit too close to those French fuckers for my liking. |
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by StevicusMaximusIII in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 558.6
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Apparently there's been uproar over some Tory attending a fancy dress party as Madeleine McCann and then boasting about it on Facebook. Surely the best way to have gone as her would have been to not be there? |
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Rock band Keane are said to be 'horrified' that the Conservative party have been using their song 'Everybody's Changing' as their election campaign anthem without permission. I wonder what The Prodigy will think when they find out the BNP are using 'Invaders Must Die'? |
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| If Simon Cowell's pushing for the Conservatives to be in power, I fully expect Rage Against The Machine to win the election. |
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The Sun: 'Tory MP Touched My Breasts' Think yourself lucky - he fucked the rest of the country. |
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by chelseaboybarry in Politics - Conservatives - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 419.6
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"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988 "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013 |
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by DangerMouse93 in Politics - Conservatives (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 413
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