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This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickfuck in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 10,923


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Make little things count; teach arithmetic to dwarves. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gartnavel in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,090.6




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Dwarfism: It's a growing problem. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ididyourmom in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 819.2


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Midgets; What they lack in body, they make up in forehead. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 811.4


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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very little. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 655.4


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Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to buy four KitKat Chunkys, melt them a little bit, stick them together and then pretend I'm a midget eating a normal sized KitKat. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by boroboy, originally by Bill Bailey in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 593.6


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"Jump in and I'll take you home," I said to my dwarf neighbour, who was sat at the bus stop today.

"Piss off!" he replied.

"Suit yourself then," I said, as I straightened up my backpack and continued with my walk. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Marc Gatland in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 572.6


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The 7 dwarfs are all excited as the new pope is visiting fairy story land.
All week they nudge Dopey sniggering "Well you can finally ask your question!", to which Dopey replies every time "Shurrup willya!"
Finally the day arrives and all the dwarfs are lined up with the other characters from the Snow White story, he shakes hands with the evil Queen, then Snow White then slowly makes his way down the line of the dwarfs.
As he approaches Dopey theres a sma [...]

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Joke by cornish_breeze in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 571


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Snow White was in the bath feeling sleepy.
He got out, so she felt dopey instead. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coofercat in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 551.2


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My parents were never the most supportive, often saying "Why can't you be more like your sister?"

I wouldn't have minded, but my sister died in childbirth. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 492.8



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