Jokes under Illness and mortality > Eyes
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I just broke up with this cross-eyed chick. I thought she was seeing someone else. |
 
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by ferret in Illness and mortality - Eyes - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,046.4
| Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils. |
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by Staffer in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 490.8
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Guess who I bumped into today at the opticians? Everyone! |
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by oldskooliain in Other - Professions (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 460
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My optician told me I was colour-blind yesterday. That was a bolt from the yellow. |
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by JeremySnicketTheCricket in Illness and mortality - Eyes (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 453
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Went for some laser-eye surgery the other day. Really pissed off when I found out I couldn`t actually shoot lasers though.. |
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| Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I'm going colour-blind. |
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| Need help with your short-sightedness? Look no further. |
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by Unassigned in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 218.2
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I work in a post office. Russell Howard came in yesterday, pulled out a shotgun and said, "This is a robbery! Put your hands where I can see them!" I said, "Give us a clue, Russell, you bog-eyed cunt." |
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Went to choose my new glasses today. Pretty lass in the opticians asked, "Would you like them with a rim?" Let's just say it'll be a while before they let me in Specsavers again. |
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by ProblemChild in Illness and mortality - Eyes (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 162.2
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I went down to Specsavers today for an eye check up. Needless to say I chatted up the receptionist! He said I definitely need glasses. |
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