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When people with lisps say "Bithneth", you know they mean business. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by AlexIsInsanelyAwesome, originally by Pundamentalism in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,202


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Jonathan Ross; putting the Wog in Drogba. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 789.6




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My neighbour.s daughter has a really bad stutter.
By the time she manages to say stop, I've finished. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 767.2


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Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester tonight.

He got in a taxi to go to the gig but unfortunately he ended up in Chichester. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Get Wild in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 670


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Tip - Stutterers, when you talk make a hand gesture like you're scratching a record and say "can I get a rewind" at the end of your sentence. That way people will never know you have a speech impediment, and will only think that you're a dick. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lee999 in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 644


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This is actually a true story which makes it even better.

My mum is a supply teacher and works with kids with special needs (that's not the joke).

In class the other day the teacher announced they were going to talk about Ethics.

The first question was if anyone knew what Ethics was.

One of the kids with a speech impediment replied, "Ethics is a place where the women wear short skirts and stiletto shoes."

Classic. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pumpdaddy in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 509.2


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My wife gives me a hard time because I always beat our son at snap.
It's not my fault he has a stutter. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 402


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The cruel kids at school used to call me four eyes.

Still, quite a creative nickname seeing as I- I- I- I have a stutter.. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by CallMeSir in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 383.8


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I asked a girl, "Are you squeamish?"

She said, "No."

I said, "Then I'm pwobably going to wape you." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Cumquat in Illness and mortality - Speech Impediment (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 364.2


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I've bought the wife a Christmas thong today.
She wanted "Do they know it's Christmas?" by Band Aid, but with my lisp there's no chance. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bonus buddy in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 295



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