Jokes under Crime > Prison
|My mate has just been sent to prison for six months, he pulled three people out of a burning building. Unfortunately it turned out they were firefighters.|
|If I ever got sent to the electric chair, I would order a tub of butter for my last meal - and a shit load of popping corn.|
Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please."
"Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Fuck off you cunt," he snapped, before walking off with his food.
I love working in the prison canteen.
BBC News: Prison rioters 'must be punished'
If only there was a place they could be sent to where they couldn't do this sort of thing.
My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.
I've just done a 2 month spell in jail, and I can confirm that the rumours about the "soap" are 100% not true.
They use shower gel now.
Which actually acts as a handy lubricant during the rape.
I was really scared on my first night in prison.
There was a horror film on the 52 inch plasma TV in my cell.
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