Jokes under Sex and shit > Shaving
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Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while shaving my nuts that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life. |
 
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I told my girlfriend to shave downstairs. She blocked the kitchen sink, but at least her moustache is gone. |
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by James Wallace in Sex and shit - Shaving - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 313.4
| I would've been more turned on by my girlfriend telling me to do her arse if she hadn't been holding a razor and a can of shaving foam when she said it. |
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Last Christmas Eve I was sitting opposite the wife on the sofa when I asked. "What am I getting for Christmas?" She winked, hitched up her skirt to reveal her big bushy fanny and replied, "This." I was gutted in the morning when I opened my box of pubes. |
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"Will you do my back, love?" said the wife, sat in the bath. "Sure," I said, "pass me the razor." |
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If a man is willing to shave his legs and chest... He might as well shave his vagina too. |
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I had a little chuckle to myself when I found my young son using my razor. My wife was fuming. It was only after he'd shaved off one of her eyebrows that she woke up. |
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I was walking past the special school yesterday when this cute little Down’s girl came shambling out. “Please mister, can you help shave my pussy?” she dribbled. As luck would have it, I was just coming back from Boots so I whipped out my Mach 3, pulled her pants down and gave her little motty a number 1 all over. “There you go sweet cheeks” I said. “What do you think?” “It was nice, mister... but Marmalade is shtill in the tree”. |
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by drof in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 53.6
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I was in Madame Tussauds when I caught a glimpse of a waxed Jessica Ennis. "Get the fuck out of the ladies toilets," she shouted, desperately pulling up her knickers. |
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by HarleyPoppit in Sex and shit - Shaving (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 49.2
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When I was 12, my Dad taught me how to shave. I thought I was getting the hang of it until I cut his ball bag pretty bad. |
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