Jokes under In The News > Israel
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We have all heard about Israel and Palestine on the news, but which one is better, Israel? or Palestine? There's only one way to find out... |
 
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Israel has said that for every one of theirs that is killed, they will kill a hundred Palestinians. Good to see they're taking on board at least one of Hitler's policies! |
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| Geography is easy, you just colour in maps, but I failed because I kept colouring over the lines. Apparently Israelis have this problem too. |
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Stephen Hawking is boycotting a conference in Israel- even though his speech computer uses Israeli components. In a statement he told reporters "I'm gay and love sucking black cocks". |
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by Dog Botherer in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 107.6
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BBC News: US raps Israeli settlement plan "In the West Bank of Palestine, born and raised..." |
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Israel has handed five prisoners to Hezbollah in return for the remains of two dead soldiers. The lengths the Jews will go to for a few gold teeth!! |
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| I can't help but feel that Israelis and Palestinians could easily be prevented from encroaching each other's territories if someone were to build a wall out of pork separating them. |
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by pantysnifferpantysniffer in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 77.4
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Hamas has said that Israel has caused no harm at all to their military capabilities and they will continue to fire rockets at them. Is it me or do they sound like The Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail? |
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| I am keen to go to Israel and play the new 2000-hole golf course in Gaza |
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Jews and Arabs trying to wipe one and other out in the Middle-East? Carlsberg don't do wars.... |
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by jadehascancerohgoody in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 45.8
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