Jokes under Other > Hoover
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I'm so disappointed with Henry. As the years have gone by, his performances have been getting worse and what happened on Wednesday is the final straw. I'm getting a Dyson tomorrow. |
 
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I sat on my hand for fifteen minutes earlier, before hoovering the living room. Just so it felt like the wife was doing it. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Other - Hoover - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago - Current Score: 223.6
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Why is it better to be a bad joke on sickipedia than one of the 228 people who have gone missing on the Air France flight? At the very least, a bad joke on sickipedia can expect to be buried. |
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It was my girlfriend's birthday the other day. I bought her a new bag and belt. She wasn't too happy, but the hoover works fine now. |
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by M1K3_H3AL3Y in Events - Birthday (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 119.4
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My new lover is a right sex machine in bed! And a Dyson hoover the rest of the time. |
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The new Dyson Stowaway, Big when you need it, Small when you don't. Quite ironic how my wife only uses it when it's big, just like my penis. |
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I got my dick caught in the hoover earlier today... It sucked. |
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I pet named my girlfriend Dyson. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the cupboard. |
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My wife walked out on me today. On the plus side, it was better than the day she walked in on me.... And Henry..... The hoover. |
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How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner? Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it! |
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