Jokes under Sex and shit > Dogging
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I was driving around the other day and started feeling really horny. So I decided to swing by this well known dogging spot that was close by. There were a few other cars there so I pulled up and joined in. I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test. |
 
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| I was doing my girlfriend doggy style when she farted. I just smiled, slapped her ass and said "Hush little one, you're next". |
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by Spyke in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 462.8
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Me and the wife love to embarrass our son in front of his mates. But Dogging in the school car park was probably taking it a bit far. |
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by Bananafrittersarestilloneofmyfiveaday in Sex and shit - Dogging - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 396.8
| Petrol is way too fucking expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive. Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift. |
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After five good years, the wife and I sold the first car we ever owned together. As the new owners drove off, my wife turned to me and said, "It's such a shame that we never actually had sex in that car." To which I replied, "I think you mean YOU never had sex in that car." |
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by cuntmeistergeneral in Sex and shit - Dogging - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 342.6
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Went dogging with the wife last night. By the time she'd parked the car, everyone had fucked off. |
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| Ironically, The Dog Inn pub has a really small car park. |
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by barry89 in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 146.4
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I always find that the biggest turn off for a girl having sex is me... Looking through the window with my night-vision goggles. |
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I was recently in the middle of a conversation between my younger brother and my mother. They where discussing dogging, when my brother came out with the term 'seagulling' I asked him to explain...
He said "'Seagulling', is when your having a wank, whilst watching a couple dogging, then you shoot your load on the car window, it looks like a seagull has shit on it." I don't know what freaked me out more. The fact he said that in front of my mother or the fact t [...] |
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I went dogging last night. The kids on the dodgems were a bit surprised. |
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