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What's the difference between Poland and my pencil case?

My pencil case has a ruler.
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Joke by Unassigned in In The News - Crashes - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,780.4


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What do the Conservative Party and the Atlantic have in common?

Both have gained 200 seats this week.
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Joke by 23rc in In The News - Crashes - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,134.4




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So a French plane carrying 228 people has gone missing over the Atlantic.

The last time so many French people went missing was the defence of Paris in 1940.
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Joke by scott633 in In The News - Crashes - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 607.2


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I don't know what the Polish are all crying about. They can easily get a new cabinet in IKEA I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Darraghbhoy in In The News - Crashes - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 495


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BBC News: An ultra-light plane has crashed into a Ferris wheel in a village north of Sydney, trapping four people, Australian officials say.

Some people dream of being a pilot, others simply fail to see the attraction.
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Joke by Higherthanlatency in In The News - Crashes - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 470


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After crashing his car into a tree and fire hydrant, Tiger Woods has now came out and said "Crash was my fault"

Thanks so much for clearing that up, i was under the impression that it was the trees fault.

Stupid Cunt.
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Joke by theguest in In The News - Crashes (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 420.4


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Apparently the dyslexic pilot couldn't wait to take the controls of the new Airsub. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hussar in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 392.4


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What do Michael Jackson and Air France Flight 477 have in Common?

Neverland.
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Joke by Grunge1 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 357.6


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In the news this week:

152 die in Pakistani air crash,

800 die in Pakistan monsoon.



Now... any ideas what I should use my third and final wish for?
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Joke by firemanrob78 in In The News - Crashes - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 354.4


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Is it me or is the Dutch version of Top Gear a bit more extreme? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in In The News - Crashes - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 344.8



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