Jokes under Celebrities > Johnny Depp
| I've just won 8 straight games of Paper, Scissors, Rock, against that predictable cunt Edward Scissorhands. |
 
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by Jimmythetwat in Celebrities - Johnny Depp - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 516.4
| Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up Hollywood. |
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by analCake in Celebrities - Johnny Depp - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 351.2
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My wife and I were enjoying a little bedtime action last night. And just at the point of orgasm, there was a scream of, "Oh, Oh yes, Oh, Oh Johnny Depp!" We stopped. "You think of other men when we're having sex?" "Well, sometimes, but don't feel bad about it. It doesn't mean anything," I said. |
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Orgasm (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 204
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I got chatting up a really fit blind bird last night and I told her I was Johnny Depp. I feel really guilty about it today though - now she thinks Johnny Depp's a rapist. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Johnny Depp (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 38.2
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Johnny Depp visited a childrens school yesterday dressed as Jack Sparrow and performed in front of a packed assembly, after recieving a letter from one of the pupils. In light of this I have written a letter on behalf of my son to Sharon Stone complementing her on her performance in Basic Instinct. |
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by Apathetic in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 13
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I bought a pirate DVD yesterday. Johnny Depp was brilliant in it. |
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| I've just finished watching the new Jack Sparrow Yoga Video, Pilates of the Caribbean. |
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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis' marriage was a bit like the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. Got a bit boring after the third part, but they still kept fucking going. |
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by benberst in Celebrities - Johnny Depp (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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Johnny Depp and his wife recently broke up after 14 years of being married together. Their relationship was a bit like the last Pirates of the Caribbean film. Lengthy, fucking boring and had a shit story line. |
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Tim Burton has been hired to make a film about the London riots. All characters will be played by Johnny Depp. |
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by Pugzrbest123 in Celebrities - Johnny Depp - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1.4
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