Jokes under Illness and mortality > Paranoia
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My doctor reckons I'm paranoid. He didn't say it, but I know he's thinking it. |
 
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by MuslimBoy in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,357.6
| I was walking home last night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... In morse code |
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submitted by Mike_Hunt_Smells, originally by Emo Phillips in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 647.4
| Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public? |
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My Doctor has told me I'm paranoid. I wonder who else he's told. |
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by Stuart Torrance in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 534.6
| If you want to know more about paranoid people, follow them around. |
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by robc in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 336.8
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A man goes into Waterstones and asks if they have any books on Paranoia. The assistant beckons him closer, looks left and right then whispers, "They're behind you." |
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by drof in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 285
| I suffer from paranoia, and it doesn't help when I come on here and it says "There's 686 of you looking at this page." |
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by clements in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 224
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I'm getting pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money. |
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I called our local Paranoia Society today. The guy who answered the phone said,"How the fuck did you get this number?" |
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by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 176
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My friend told me he was suffering from paranoia. I wasn't convinced so I hired a private detective to find out. |
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by theDuplicator in Illness and mortality - Paranoia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 154.2
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