Jokes under Crime > Gun Crime
|Raoul Moat is a message to all you gingers out there - We will find you, and we'll make it look like suicide.|
A journalist interviewing a Royal Marine sniper asked "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Sniper shrugged and replied, "Recoil".
With a witty remark like that, I think it would be fair to call that sniper a real "sharp" shooter!
My black mate told me he had a massive win at the bookies.
I said, "What'd you bet on?"
He said, "I bet him all the money in the till that I had a gun."
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