Jokes under Crime > Sexual Harassment
| Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse. |
 
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by Unassigned in Crime - Sexual Harassment - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,124.8
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Sexual harassment: It can be a touchy subject. |
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I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym. |
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submitted by milkybarkid, originally by @Pundamentalism in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 506
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My friend asked me the other day "Mate, does your penis touch your belly button?" I told him my belly button doesn't wanna talk about it. |
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by snape in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 423.2
| Inception has nothing on me - I planted a child inside my daughter whilst she had a dream. Your move Di Caprio... |
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by King Jamesx in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 381.2
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Have any rapists ever considered drugging their victims with laughing gas? I mean, what emergency services is really going to pay attention to a giggling schoolgirl claiming she's been assaulted? |
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by xr4ch431x in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 312.4
| Sexual harassment; the feminist phrase for "flirting". |
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by max the storyteller in Crime - Sexual Harassment - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 196.2
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I decided to write a joke about restraining orders. This is the closest I could get. |
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by russell1717 in Crime - Sexual Harassment (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 173.4
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I had one of those sexual harassment meetings today. We got a couple of female employees in and all tried to guess their bra size. |
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by max the storyteller in Crime - Sexual Harassment - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 127.2
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Last Thursday, I went up to this girl and told her that I was going to sexually assault her. She laughed and said, "Very funny, asshole. Happy April Fools to you too." I can't believe I forgot it was April Fools. |
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by penist in Crime - Sexual Harassment (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 123
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