Jokes under Celebrities > Andy Murray
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Andy Murray walked into a library and asked to borrow a couple of books about tennis aces. "Fuck off" said the librarian "You'll never return them". |
 
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Andy Murray's out of the US open and he's said to look utterly distraught. Glad to see he's cheered up a bit. |
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by max the storyteller in Celebrities - Andy Murray - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 250.8
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So Andy Murray is out of the French open. He is blaming the cold, windy conditions on his exit, stating it affected his game. You learned how to play tennis in fucking Scotland, Andy; cold and wind should be your speciality. |
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by Joethebhoy in Celebrities - Andy Murray - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 219.4
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Andy Murray will be fine. The British love people who cry after losing something. Just look at Gazza, Stuart Pearce and the McCanns. |
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So Andy Murray has finally made a Grand Slam final. Everybody in Britain is proud of you Andy. Except Tim Henman who thinks you are a Cunt. |
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Andy Murray walks into Ikea and asks for a flat pack trophy cabinet. The shop clerk says, "Fuck off, you'll bring it back" |
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by AlCapwn in Sports - Tennis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 170.8
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Apparently, Andy Murray can't find any excuse for being knocked out of the Australian Open. Here's one for you, Andy... "I'm shit." |
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| "Come on Murray"? I'd rather Roger Federer. |
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I hate cunts who suddenly start playing tennis just as it's Wimbledon week. Like Andy Murray. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Andy Murray - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 143.4
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Andy Murray's speech after the men's final put a lump in my throat. It's my own fault for eating and laughing at the same time. |
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