Jokes under Racism > Essex
| Only in Essex can a girl be both jailbait AND a MILF. |
 
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As my mouth slowly started to fill up with another man's cum, I made a mental note to myself... Never go down on a girl from Essex again. |
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What's the difference between a male chav and a female chav? Female chavs have a higher sperm count...and can spit farther! |
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An Essex guy and an Essex girl are making out in his car when the girl says, "Put your finger inside of me!"
He is only too willing to oblige. "Put another finger inside of me!" So he does. "Put your whole hand inside of me!" she says, moaning in pleasure. "Now put both hands inside of me!" she screams. "Now clap!" she gasps. "I can't clap!" replied the guy. "Tight, aren't I?& [...] |
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I married a stunning 18 year-old busty lingerie model to stop her from being deported. Thank God Essex girls are so thick. |
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A little boy is crying in a Romford supermarket. A man says to him, "What's up, son?" The little boy replies, "I can't find mummy." The man says, "What's mummy like?" And the little boy replies, "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers." |
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Half of Essex |
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An ambulance arrives at the scene of a bad Nova crash on the A127 just outside Basildon. The paramedic goes to the girl passenger, "how many fingers have I got up?" "Fuck, I'm paralysed!" |
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An Essex girl and John are playing a game of hide and seek. John counts to 100 while the essex girl hides. After about 30 seconds, John gets a text from the Essex girl saying: "If you find me, you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse and, if you can't, I'm in the shed!" |
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| You know you're in Essex when your rape victim sticks her finger up your arse. |
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