Jokes under Celebrities > Piers Morgan
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In light of recent controversies involving Twitter, it's best to assume that anything written on the Internet can be used as evidence in court. Piers Morgan fucks children. |
 
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by Priestophile in Celebrities - Piers Morgan (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,257.8
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Americans have started a petition to kick Piers Morgan out of the country. Meanwhile, a counter-campaign has been launched in Britain to refuse to take him back. I hope we can meet the Yanks halfway on this, and put the cunt in the middle of the Atlantic. |
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Piers Morgan on Twitter "Good morning all, Has Harry Redknapp been made England Manager yet? If not why not?" I don't know either Piers, but if only there was some way I could listen in on his phone conversations to find out why... |
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by JTravisio in Celebrities - Piers Morgan (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 266.2
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Clint Eastwood's autobiography is simply titled 'Clint' If you squint, that could be the title of Piers Morgan's. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Piers Morgan - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 244.2
| Roger Moore is being interviewed by Piers Morgan tonight... Fingers crossed he still has his licence to kill. |
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submitted by nick78, originally by @TonyCowards in Celebrities - Piers Morgan - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 167.4
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At the polling station today my mates and I decided to draw cocks on the ballot paper to show our disapproval of politicians. It seemed hilarious until Piers Morgan was declared the landslide winner. |
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My 8 year old son ran up to Piers Morgan and started rubbing his leg. ''What are you doing little boy?'' he asks. ''Just seeing what a cunt feels like.''he replied. |
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| If Piers Morgan wasn't on fire, I'd still piss on him. |
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| Piers Morgan is only being filmed from the waist up during the Leveson enquiry because his pants are obviously on fire. |
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by Sickoldman123 in Celebrities - Piers Morgan - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 128.4
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Piers Morgan has claimed he hates people who are famous for no reason and have no talent. Sorry Piers, your talent is...? |
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