Jokes under Sex and shit > Anal
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A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms. |
 
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Ever tried anal sex? It's fucking shit! |
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I lost my virginity for a pound today I should never have bent over to pick it up |
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I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, "You can't do this to me!" I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her." |
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by FantasticMrFucks in Sex and shit - Anal - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,085.2
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My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room. She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees. She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers. She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick." I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!" Stupid cow. |
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by hamble in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,067.8
| Women are like Xbox 360s...you won't be playing with them when they red ring. |
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by bawbag in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,043.6
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True Story Met an Australian girl in the pub last week. We were all over each other and I decided to take her back to mine. After a few more drinks and some heavy petting, I tried to stick my hand down her pants. She immediately stopped me and said "Sorry mate, got the rag in. But you can stick one up the shite pipe if you like" Aussie girls are a classy lot. |
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In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger. In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal. |
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Had anal sex with my wife last night... Fuck my arse hurts now. |
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My wife has really begun to enjoy our 'rape fantasies'..... If she doesn't spit on the end of that strap-on, I won't be going through with it again. |
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by fwog in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 874.2
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