Jokes under Other > Books
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I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played. |
 
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by BadHashMan in Other - Books (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,172.6
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I've just taken up speed reading. Last night I did war and peace in 20 seconds. I know it's only 3 words but it's a start! |
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They reckon you can't judge a book by it's cover. I can. Anything with a picture of a rose and a glass of wine on it is gonna be shit. |
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by pompeyretard in Other - Books (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 878.2
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I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I? |
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submitted by Wuntyag, originally by Stewart Francis in Other - Books - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 868.6
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Man goes into a library and asks for a book about French War Heroes. The librarian tells him to try the fiction section. |
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by erniehill in Racism - French (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 778.4
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I read a book called "The Secret Life of Adolf Hitler." It told me things about him that I never knew. For instance, when Hitler was having sex he liked to piss on people. That put me right off him. |
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by Offended? in Celebrities - Historical Figures (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 631.8
| I got banned from Waterstones today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf. |
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I went to Waterstones today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence? |
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I just walked into my son's bedroom to find him performing a horrific homosexual act. He was sat there reading Twilight. |
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by Greeno in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 510.8
| Breaking News: Archaeologists digging at the site of Shakespeare's house have uncovered thousands of monkey skeletons. |
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submitted by MetalMarcius, originally by Gary Delaney in Other - Books - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 490.4
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