Jokes under Events > Halloween
I got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
|For Halloween I'm going to wear a pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town centre.|
I've upset the kids, they got all excited about going trick or treating.
I told them to, "Fuck off, this isn't a ghost costume I'm wearing, I'm waiting for question time to come on."
I won first prize at the Halloween party for best costume which was male genitalia.
I never even entered. I just went to pick my wife up and forgot to take off my bluetooth headset.
I save a lot of petrol this time of year...
First there's Halloween, where I get free home delivery.
Then I just wait till bonfire night to dispose of the bodies.
|Don't expect your jokes to be voted up tonight............most members of this group will be huddled by the front door waiting for the doorbell to ring!|
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