Jokes under Events > Halloween
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Trick or Treat? Treat: you can suck my nob. Trick: turn around and I'll make it disappear. |
 
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by haha@you in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,516.6
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I got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules. |
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| For Halloween I'm going to wear a pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town centre. |
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A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" Cunt |
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by pigchaser in Events - Halloween (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,308.4
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The doorbell rang one Halloween and, when I answered it, there was a little boy dressed as the Predator stood there with his dad. "And who are you?" I asked as I bent down to give him a sweet. "He's a child Predator," said his dad. "What a coincidence," I thought. |
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I've upset the kids, they got all excited about going trick or treating. I told them to, "Fuck off, this isn't a ghost costume I'm wearing, I'm waiting for question time to come on." |
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by beanflicker in Racism - Ku Klux Klan (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 656
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I won first prize at the Halloween party for best costume which was male genitalia. I never even entered. I just went to pick my wife up and forgot to take off my bluetooth headset. |
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I save a lot of petrol this time of year... First there's Halloween, where I get free home delivery. Then I just wait till bonfire night to dispose of the bodies. |
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by jamesfleach in Crime - Murder (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 488
| Don't expect your jokes to be voted up tonight............most members of this group will be huddled by the front door waiting for the doorbell to ring! |
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I've just phoned my senile old Gran and told her to be careful because there have been reports of flesh eating zombies trying to break into people's homes in her area. She told me that she'll load the gun and keep it by the front door just in case. I fucking love Halloween. |
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by Gunk Rhyme in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 416.4
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