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My friend recently died; he drowned.
So, at his funeral, instead of a wreath, we put a life belt on the coffin.
...well, it's what he'd have wanted. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gartnavel in Illness and mortality - Drowning - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 674.4


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Well, if there's one thing I've learned from my daughter's first swimming lesson, she's definitely not a witch. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gunk Rhyme in Illness and mortality - Drowning - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 495.8




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The wife asked me if I'd like to see her in something long and flowing on New Year's Eve.

I said, "The Thames would be nice." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pottyonetoo in Illness and mortality - Drowning - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 335.6


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I think I will go and drown my sorrows.

It's a shit name for a kitten anyway. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by amber dextrous in Illness and mortality - Drowning - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 326.8


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How do you stop a Paki from drowning?

I'm not telling you. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in Racism - Pakistani (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 326.8


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No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg..... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Insomnibrat, originally by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor in Illness and mortality - Drowning (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 326.6


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My grandad used to always go on about how, in the old days, people could leave their back doors open.
Which is probably why his submarine sank. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by timo, originally by Milton Jones in Illness and mortality - Alzheimer/Dementia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 274


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Calendar News - Mum of 'Drowned' 8 year old demands to know how he died...

Now I'm no expert but I think he drowned. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Aheady_bear in Illness and mortality - Drowning - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 237.6


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Swimming is good for you....especially if you're drowning. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Offended? in Illness and mortality - Drowning - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 218.4


816663
I wonder if Sheila's Wheels do boat insurance... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheFume in Illness and mortality - Drowning (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 212.4



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