Jokes under Illness and mortality > Autism

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The only reason I buy a magazine with a CD on the front, is to pick off the glue that holds it in place and roll it around my fingers like it's some kind of mega snot?

Joke by illegalnature in Illness and mortality - Mental Illness (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 308.2

Illness and mortality > Mental Illness
Illness and mortality > Autism

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I just had a blow job from an autistic Girl. I have special needs too.

Joke by Baldlice in Illness and mortality - Autism - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 271.6

Illness and mortality > Autism

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If you are going down the adoption route, may I suggest adopting an autistic child, they won't hug you, but they will fill in your tax return and do your accounts.

Joke by cheeky in Illness and mortality - Autism - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 165.4

Illness and mortality > Autism

33798

Did you know that if you counted up all the pies bought at football matches every weekend in the UK, the chances are... You're autistic.

Joke submitted by arichw, originally by Jimmy Carr in Illness and mortality - Autism - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 156.2

Illness and mortality > Autism

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Ernie Els has given most of the credit for winning the Open to his 9 year old autistic son. He said, "Because he's such an annoying little bastard I went out to practice more."

Joke by Fly in the Ointment in Sports - Golf (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 136.6

Sports > Golf
Illness and mortality > Autism

419128

I just saw an advert for a programme called "Autism, Disco and me", I've suggested a follow up... "Epilepsy, Strobe lights & breakdancing"

Joke by Takfly in Illness and mortality - Epilepsy (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 131

Illness and mortality > Epilepsy
Illness and mortality > Autism
TV > Reality TV

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My mate Dave's very artistic. Shit, I mean autistic. Oh fuck it - either way he's good at painting.

Joke by yourface in Illness and mortality - Autism - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 90.6

Illness and mortality > Autism

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Girls often say I'm a puzzle they can't solve.. like a rubiks cube. Which is interesting because the only action I seem to get nowadays is from 8 year old autistic boys.

Joke by StubbA in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 88.4

Sex and shit > Paedophile
Illness and mortality > Autism

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I watched that Rainman film the other day with Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise. But for the life of me, I couldn't work out which one was the retard.

Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Autism - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 73.2

Illness and mortality > Autism

587486

My son suffers from Autism and spends most of the day thinking he's a pigeon. I know you shouldn't laugh, but it is funny when he shits all over the neighbours car.

Joke by stash in Illness and mortality - Autism - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 63.6

Illness and mortality > Autism

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