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|When an Austrian man was asked when he should start to teach his daughter about sex education, he replied "You should keep them in the dark as long as possible."|
I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says:
Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in...
So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet.
I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously.
|It has just been revealed that Brian Blessed's wife has been found in a cellar beneath their house. The cellar was completely sound proof. The twist is she built it herself.|
|Celebrity parents everywhere have been congratulating Josef Fritzl on his unusual but successful attempt at forcing fame on his children.|
The BBC have reported that 10% of the population of Vienna are out watching the match tonight.
Or 15% if you include the people in basements.
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