Jokes under Racism > Austrian
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copsncrooks posted: When on holiday, I like to show everyone just how British I am by offering them heroin out of my turban ----------- tazz99 replied: Really, I like to show how British I am by losing one of my children. ----------- I'm Austrian my children don't go on holidays. |
 
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by brany5000 in Racism - Austrian (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 632.8
| When an Austrian man was asked when he should start to teach his daughter about sex education, he replied "You should keep them in the dark as long as possible." |
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I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says: Monday: Stayed in Tuesday: Stayed in Wednesday: Stayed in... |
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Stallone, Schwarzenegger, van Damme and Seagal are sitting in a pub discussing forthcoming projects.
Stallone says, "Why don't we do some sorta action movie about classical composers? I've always fancied playing Beethoven." "Brilliant," says van Damme, "I'm sure I could play a mean Tchaikovsky." Seagal nods and says, "I've got Rimsky-Korsakoff down pat, guys." Schwarzenegger finishes his beer and [...] |
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So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet. I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously. |
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| I'm going clubbing in Austria this year as I hear the underground house scene is really taking off. |
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| It has just been revealed that Brian Blessed's wife has been found in a cellar beneath their house. The cellar was completely sound proof. The twist is she built it herself. |
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submitted by e_smith, originally by Paul Merton in Racism - Austrian - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 136.8
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Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house's Cellair In west Austria born and raised Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and building incest dungeons underneath my pool I took three kids out cuz they were all good told my wife they were just [...] |
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| Celebrity parents everywhere have been congratulating Josef Fritzl on his unusual but successful attempt at forcing fame on his children. |
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The BBC have reported that 10% of the population of Vienna are out watching the match tonight. Or 15% if you include the people in basements. |
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