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I've proudly got a St George's flag flying at the bottom of my garden. It's a flag I borrowed off my neighbour, a former French soldier.

All I had to do was paint the cross on it.
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Joke by nobscratcher in Racism - French (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 709.4


115927
Carrying on Sickipedia's tradition of posts which can offend a large proportion of the population, here is another:

Happy St George's Day
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Joke by AngryInfidel in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 483.4




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Well, it's that day again when the English suddenly get patriotic and show their hatred for immigrants.

Thursday.
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Joke by emceerave in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 169.6


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Certain Islamic groups in Britain are challenging the role of St George in English culture.
Consider the facts - St George was a knight, a group typically known for their sexist attitudes - a sword wielding militant figure, who would expect total obedience, who got off on random killing and violence for no good reason.
Why do Muslims have a problem with that? Surely that's their ideal citizen.
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Joke by Bizlop in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 72.4


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So, St George is the only Turk to come to England and not claim benefits...

No wonder we made him a Saint.
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Joke by scottay88 in Events - St Georges Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 62


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I watched an hour long documentary about St George's slayer last night.

It didn't half drag on.
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Joke by Scooterloot in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 40.4


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St. Georges Day.

It's like St. Patricks Day, without the fuss.
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Joke by runnydundiddy in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 39.6


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St George got a day devoted to him after killing a dragon.

I'm all for honouring people but I think honouring someone for being good at Skyrim is a bit ridiculous.
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Joke by sick.fucker in Events - St Georges Day (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 36.6


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St. George's day is here again. A time to be patriotic to England.
I'm going to celebrate just as our ancestors did on this great day.

So if anyone fancies joining me, I'll be burning down a Scottish village and raping its women around noon.
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Joke by yeppp in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 33.2


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Apparently, it's St George's day today.

I know Asda do some good, cheap clothing, but does that really qualify them as a Saint?
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Joke by bungholebuster in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 29.6



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