Jokes under Sex and shit > Rohypnol
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by bloodrocker in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,463.6
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FACE. Has their face fallen on one side? ARMS. Can they raise both arms and keep them there? SPEECH. Is their speech slurred? TIME. To rape them. The Rohypnol has taken effect. |
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by justincider in Sex and shit - Rohypnol - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,324.2
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A sexy young girl approached me in the club last night.
"Wanna buy me a few drinks?" she whispered with a wink. "Of course," I burst out, shooting to the bar. After she had drunk 5 vodkas within 10 minutes, I gave her a nudge. "I bet you're the type of girl that uses men to get drunk and gives nothing in return, aren't you?" I asked. "You've got me all figured out," she smirked. [...] |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Rohypnol - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,130.2
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I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success. "What Rohypnol party?" She asked. Exactly. |
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I woke up this morning on the settee, with my pants around my feet and a cucumber stuck up my arse. I'd a post-it note stuck to my forehead. It said; "I saw you spike my drink, so swapped them." BITCH! |
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by frankspankard in Sex and shit - Rohypnol - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 740.4
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What's the difference between Tango and Rohypnol? You know when you've been Tangoed. |
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by Fiddlerboy in TV - Adverts (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 655.8
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I bumped into a girl this afternoon that I fucked last weekend. "Hi, remember me?" I asked. "No?" she replied, with a puzzled look on her face. "Good," I said. |
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Ro-Ro-Rohypnol, Till she starts to snore, Quietly get your tackle out, And use her like a whore. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Rohypnol (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 435.2
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When I was having dinner with my wife this evening, I accidentally put Rohypnol in the wrong drink. Now I'm going to be up all night watching that fat cunt sleep. |
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The other day I watched a girl buy a pregnancy test in a pound shop. If you buy a pregnancy test in a pound shop, you're definitely fucking pregnant. |
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by CunnyFunt44 in Sex and shit - Rohypnol - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 351.2
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