Jokes under Celebrities > Pete Doherty
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In order to gain more street cred and a career lift Jennifer Lopez took the first letter of her first name and the first syllable of her surname and re-branded herself as J Lo. But I can't understand with his career on the wane that Pete Doherty hasn't done the same. |
 
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submitted by ChickenMadras, originally by Viz in Celebrities - Pete Doherty - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,267.4
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Channel Four have announced they are bringing back one of their old comedy shows, and as the previous host is unavailable it will now be hosted by a new man, Pete Doherty. I can't wait for the new set of Whose Line Is It Anyway?! |
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by IanDickinsonCFC1905 in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 506.8
| I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a Pete Doherty song. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Pete Doherty - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 505.8
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I was talking to Pete Doherty the other day and he said "When it comes to drugs, I'm addicted" I said "I know but don't call me Ted" |
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Pete Doherty has asked for the biggest, cheapest and dirtiest piece of crack to be delivered to his cell. The wardens brought Karen Matthews to him. |
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by TheRedDevil in Sex and shit - Ugly (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 141.6
| If anything, I'm more saddened by the news that Pete Doherty is already 32. |
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by jimbob2405 in Celebrities - Pete Doherty - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 29.4
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Pete Doherty is hospitalized with "Breathing Difficulties" Please God, Can you make it a bumper year for sickipedians? |
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by spannerotoole in Celebrities - Pete Doherty (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 27
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'Pete Doherty was removed from the stage at Munich's 0n3 Festival for singing "Song of Germany", the Nazi anthem. Doherty's spokesperson stated that Doherty "was unaware of the controversy surrounding the German National anthem and he deeply apologises if he has caused any offence.' Lolocaust |
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| Anybody else feel cheated that Winehouse and Doherty are still alive? |
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by illegalnature in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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I can't stand these so called celebrities who when not getting their own way usually cry out "Do you know who I am?" I saw this happen with Pete Doherty the other day. Although, in fairness, he was so fucked, I think he was genuinly asking. |
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by 00-Markymark-00 in Celebrities - Pete Doherty - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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