Jokes under Sex and shit > Fetish
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Muslim women wear veils to stop men looking at them in a sexual way. Well the joke's on them, I have a ghost fetish. |
 
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by furiousg in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 827.4
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As I came up the stairs last night I thought; "This step fetish of mine is getting out of hand." |
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I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder. |
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| When nailing your scrotum to a kitchen table for the purposes of sexual gratification, always ensure that you leave the pliers within arms' reach, not in your toolbox in the shed. |
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Ever noticed when you're drunk, you're always horny and hungry? That's why I always keep donuts around. |
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When he was alive, my Grandad was a disgusting old pervert who abused me. I'd piss on his grave if I didn't know it would turn him on. |
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My wife has this really weird fetish. She dresses up as herself every night and acts like a complete bitch. |
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submitted by overseer, originally by Bo Burnham in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 355.4
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The Sun: World's fattest woman claims that, as she gets fatter, the number of men who want to have sex with her increases. The article didn't specify which creases. |
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I had the the embarrassment of having my mum walk in on me whilst I was wanking last night. I said, "Sorry Mum, everybody does it." She said, "Yeah, but not with my knickers over their head sniffing my dirty gusset." |
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by illegalnature in Sex and shit - Fetish (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 311
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My girlfriend loves it when I put leather straps around her neck and whip her arse hard. Then again she is a horse. |
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by Jonny_ in Sex and shit - Fetish (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 307
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